The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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