yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
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You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
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I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.