he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
if only i could text you this smell
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident