He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
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You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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