You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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