The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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