I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
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sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
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we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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