4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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