with your own penis?
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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