Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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