"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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