Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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