So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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