I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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