I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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