Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
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I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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