Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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