Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
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Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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