Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
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You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
you never un-have a 4some
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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