I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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