i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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