And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
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He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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