Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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