just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
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Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
we should paint friendship bongs
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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