This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
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I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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