but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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