I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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