After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
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He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
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"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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