You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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