...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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