how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
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You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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