11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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