i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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