eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
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My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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