Don't you send me to vm
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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