thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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