just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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