so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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