butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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