farters have to be the big spoon...
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
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Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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