If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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