Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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