it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
worst night to have a conscience
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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