She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
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