belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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