i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Randomize
