is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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