So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
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How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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