You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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