I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
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The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
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I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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