Im at strip club and am horny
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
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You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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