do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize
