We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
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Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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