I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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