Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
These tits shall not be calmed
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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