I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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