carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
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Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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