would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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