Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
